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5 Holiday Movies That Get Us successful the Spirit
From ho-ho-ho to no-no-no.
We present are E! News emotion the holidays. The clip spent with family. The seasonal beverages. The twinkling lights. The food. And, of course, the movies. There's thing we emotion much than a cozy Sunday evening spent watching Hallmark's latest cheesy but irresistible Countdown to Christmas movie with a steaming cupful of blistery cocoa. (We person the evidence: We ranked each of 2022's offerings. Yes, each of them.)
But portion we emotion america a cheery Christmas offering, that doesn't mean we don't person standards: We tin spot the quality betwixt a acquisition (think classics similar Home Alone, Christmas Vacation and Elf) and a lump of ember that leaves america colder than the frigid temps outside.
Not each seasonal outing can spell connected to go yearly lawsuit programming like Love Actually or The Santa Clause. Some destined to extremity up astatine the tail-end of Netflix's Christmas suggestions scroll.
So which Christmas films implicit the years person failed to go classics, instead becoming go-to examples of the holidays gone precise wrong?
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Last Christmas
Lesson learned from this caller rom-com starring Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding, 2 quality embodiments of lukewarm and fuzzy feelings, and written by the equally-as-charming Emma Thompson? A lyric successful a beloved Christmas opus ("Last Christmas" by George Michael) does not a bully Christmas movie make.
Choice Review: "It's the benignant of atrocious that falls determination betwixt uncovering a lump of ember successful your stocking and discovering 1 painfully lodged successful your rectum."
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Deck the Halls
If you similar your Christmas movies with some cranky men and a batch of mean-spirited hijinks and precise small charm, this drama starring Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito is for you, ya Grinch.
Choice Review: "You cannot judge however excruciatingly atrocious this movie is. It is atrocious successful a mode that volition origin unfortunate viewers to huddle successful the lobby afterward, hugging successful tiny groups, consoling 1 different with the cognition that it's over, it's over—thank God, it's over."
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The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
Um, astatine slightest Keira Knightley seemed to beryllium having amusive successful this colorful, chaotic and wackadoodle reimagination of The Nutcracker? Despite (very) aboriginal hype, The Nutcracker and the Four Realms became 1 of the biggest container bureau bombs of 2018.
Choice Review: "What successful the cuckoo Christmas blasphemy is this?"
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Four Christmases
On paper, this movie sounds great: America's sweetheart Reese Witherspoon and America's wise-ass Vince Vaughn arsenic a mates having to sojourn 4 messy, analyzable and inappropriate families connected Christmas. But this rom-com-gone-wrong proved to beryllium riddled with clichés and felt staler than your Aunt Karen's fruitcake.
Choice Review: "It's Four Christmases successful request of a wedding, oregon possibly a funeral."
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Fred Claus
And Vaughn is 0-for-2 erstwhile it comes to Christmas movies, with his 2007 drama astir Santa's cranky and bitter Scrooge of an older bro failing to gain galore laughs...or money.
Choice Review: "The movie is little ho-ho-ho than uh-oh, oregon oh-no."
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Jack Frost
Imagine a Christmas movie astir a dormant begetter (who died connected Christmas Day, by the way, aft ever traveling for enactment and not truly being contiguous with his family) returning to his lad arsenic a snowman who came to beingness 1 day. Now ideate reasoning that is not a fearfulness movie. Alas, filmmakers believed this was the feel-good household movie the satellite needed, with Michael Keaton starring arsenic the dead-dad-turned-snowman. 1998, man, what a year.
Choice Review: "Let it melt!"
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Christmas With the Kranks
While Tim Allen proved to person the vacation tone with his blockbuster Santa Clause trilogy, the magic wore disconnected for this 2004 household comedy. The conception was elemental enough: The Home Improvement prima and Jamie Lee Curtis play a mates frantically trying to enactment unneurotic a Christmas lawsuit successful little than 24 hours aft their big girl reveals she's going to beryllium returning location aft all. Alas, contempt Allen and Curtis' comedic talents, determination was nary salvaging this hammy and clunky Christmas messiness and it has the 5 percent Rotten Tomatoes standing to beryllium it.
Choice Review: "Stinks similar the unrefrigerated ham its workplace sent maine arsenic a promotion respective months ago."
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Bad Santa 2
Alternate rubric for this unnecessary and unfunny sequel to the surprise deed acheronian drama starring Billy Bob Thornton? 2 Bad 4 Santa.
Choice Review: "We person agelong hoped that determination mightiness 1 time beryllium a sequel. We request to beryllium cautious what we privation for."
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Love the Coopers
Nothing brings the household unneurotic during the holidays rather similar divorce, right? Desperate for 1 past cleanable Christmas arsenic a fam, Diane Keaton and John Goodman play a mates readying to divorcement conscionable aft their big children sojourn for the holidays. We'll fto you conjecture what happens. The movie wastes a bulk of its stacked formed (Olivia Wilde, Anthony Mackie and Alan Arkin, ohio my!) and conscionable tries mode excessively hard to deed you successful your vacation feels. Example: A canine narrates the movie.
Choice Review: "'Dreck the Halls.' 'O Unholy Night.' 'Jingle Hell.'"
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Miracle connected 34th Street
OK, here's the thing: the 1994 remake isn't a bad movie, it's conscionable a wholly unnecessary one. Starring Richard Attenborough, Dylan McDermott, Elizabeth Perkins and Mara Wilson, it doesn't truly adhd thing caller oregon special, which is evident arsenic the archetypal 1947 inactive tends to get much airplay each these years later.
Choice Review: "The movie's a slow-moving, overblown, never-better-than-competent rendition of the original."
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A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding
Before you argue, fto the grounds authorities that we thoroughly enjoyed the archetypal movie successful the A Christmas Prince franchise (We cannot judge that is an existent thing, but present we are!) for however deliciously low-budget and unintentionally hilarious it was. There's a crushed it became an unexpected meme-generator and developed a cult fanbase. HOWEVER, the 2018 sequel was so-bad-it's-bad, not so-bad-it's-good. The Netflix rom-com was lackluster, half-assed and, worst of all, BORING. Therefore we banished it from our queue.
(Originally published Monday, Dec. 2, 2019 astatine 12 p.m. PST)
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