Jeff Ross Says Joan Rivers Was "Never Finished"

Jeff Ross is recovering aft being rushed to the infirmary to dainty his first-ever allergic reaction.

The comedian, besides known arsenic the Roastmaster General, shared his antagonistic acquisition with an crystal pick dainty connected societal media, on with a photograph of the aftermath—a swollen lip.

"ROAST ME. TONIGHT'S SHOW NEAR SAN FRANCISCO MUST GO ON!" the 59-year-old wrote connected his Instagram April 6. "Had specified a amusive opening nighttime show of @takeabananafortheride up present successful Mill Valley, California @throckmortontheatre. Afterwards, maine and the set celebrated with immoderate Burata crystal pick astatine a edifice down the thoroughfare courtesy of the bully owner."

Ross—who performed connected galore of Comedy Central's celebrity roasts and connected Netflix's 2024 The Roast of Tom Brady—continued, "It was delicious. Seriously yummy. But my lips blew up and I spent the full nighttime successful the ER. It was my archetypal allergic absorption ever. I conjecture that’s beauteous singular considering I’m perpetually shoving immoderate nutrient is successful beforehand of maine into my face."

The comic thanked those moving the overnight displacement astatine MarinHealth Medical Center for "only roasting" him "lightly," adding, "DESPITE LOOKING LIKE MICKEY ROURKE astatine the extremity of The Wrestler… I WILL BE TAKING A NAP AND BACK ON STAGE HERE IN MILL VALLEY NEAR SAN FRANCISCO AT 730pm TONIGHT."

Jeff, who is performing his caller one-man show Take a Banana for the Ride, had his photograph reposted connected the Throckmorton Theatre's Instagram Stories, on with the quip, "Don't caput however @therealjeffreyross looks, it's worse than it is."

Jeff's absorption to the crystal pick comes follows a antithetic wellness crisis. Last year, the comedian revealed astatine his drama shows helium had been diagnosed with cancer. He said his attraction has been successful, but declined to elaborate, the Minnesota Star Tribune reported this past March.

"I don't privation the amusement to beryllium maudlin, but I deliberation it’s important to code it," helium told the paper astir talking astir his diagnosis connected stage. "I don’t privation radical to consciousness atrocious for me. It’s going to beryllium a precise empowering and bold connection connected however to get done pugnacious times."

On the Netflix peculiar Torching 2024: A Roast of the Year, which Ross hosted, his person John Stamos noted the comedian was successful betterment and remission.

"I can't suffer anymore comic people," the Full House alum—whose costar Bob Saget, a communal friend, died successful 2022—said to Ross, aft kissing him connected the cheek. "The satellite can't."