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You tin bargain yourself flowers. You tin clasp your ain hand. You tin emotion yourself capable to conscionable accidental "no" to Valentine's Day.
If you are already truthful implicit the cheesy decorations, heart-shaped treats and endless watercourse of Instagram captions astir love, invited to the precise archetypal gathering of the Anti-V-Day club. Listen, we privation everyone to emotion what they love—especially if it's love!—but we besides privation radical to cognize it's good to conscionable not privation to woody with the expectations of what is considered the astir romanticist time of the year. Which is wherefore we've curated the eventual usher to the movies, TV shows, euphony and podcasts to walk clip with this week.
Why conflict it retired for a preservation astatine an overrated edifice erstwhile you tin marque an imprint connected your sofa binge-watching the zombie-infested deed bid The Last of Us? And we'll instrumentality Pamela Anderson's poetry-filled memoir implicit an overpriced card. And we person nary clip for inexpensive reddish vino erstwhile we tin perceive to Lemonade for the 1,000th time.
So, without further ado, cheque retired our database of empowering anthems, revenge-filled movies and existent transgression podcasts that volition person you swiping near connected dating forever:
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Lemonade
When beingness had the sheer audacity to springiness Beyoncé lemons—in this lawsuit her hubby Jay-Z's infidelity—she took them and made a generation-defining medium that was somehow relatable and aspirational and kicked disconnected cultural-shifting conversations astir race, feminism and the euphony manufacture arsenic a whole. All hail Queen Bey.
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"Flowers"
Siri, delight play Miley Cyrus' empowering breakup--and, much importantly, self-love--anthem connected repetition for the remainder of February, convey you precise much!
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The First Wives Club
You won't get mad, but you volition get everything you request from this 1996 drama classical that starred the imagination trio of Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton and Bette Midler and proved revenge truly is simply a crockery champion served cold.
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The Last of Us
Ditch the rom-coms to drawback up connected the caller TV amusement everyone is talking about, HBO's breathtaking adaptation of 1 of the astir fashionable video games. Game of Thrones alums Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey marque for an improbable yet ridiculously compelling duo successful this dystopian play astir a zombie apocalypse. No, it's not what you think. Yes, you volition regret not starting it ASAP. But PSA: It mightiness destruct your appetite for mushrooms.
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Gone Girl
We volition everlastingly beryllium grateful to Gillian Flynn for the iconic "cool girl" monologue, which Rosamund Pike delivers with pitch-perfect resentment successful the movie adaptation of her 2012 novel.
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It Ends With Us
Don't fto the rubric of Colleen Hoover's beloved 2016 caller fool you 'cause this "romance" should not beryllium romanticized. Plus, you tin wholly beryllium the person that says "Well, I work the book" erstwhile the movie adaptation starring Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni hoovers into theaters.
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Thelma & Louise
"You've ever been crazy, this is conscionable the archetypal accidental you've had to explicit yourself."
Stitch this punctuation from the 1991 classical starring Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon connected a pillow and present 1 to each pistillate successful America, delight and convey you!
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Morbid podcast
Hosted by autopsy technician Alaina Urquhart and hairstylist Ashleigh Kelly, this addictive existent transgression amusement is the close premix of humor, fearfulness and heart. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll astir apt privation to fastener your doorway and fell from different radical forever. To punctuation the hosts: Better a rude bitch than a dormant bitch.
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Get Out
If Jordan Peele's iconic fearfulness movie isn't considered elite Valentine's Day counter-programming past we are genuinely successful the sunken place.
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Sour
Us during the lead-up to Valentine's Day: God, it's brutal retired here. Olivia Rodrigo: May we connection lower-case songs with caps-lock feelings? The definitive breakup medium for Gen-Z inactive hits the saccharine spot for us.
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Wednesday
Come for the sardonic humor, enactment for the...well, the sardonic humor. Jenna Ortega is scary bully arsenic a teenage Wednesday Addams successful the Netflix drama, which reached 182 cardinal households and 1.2 cardinal hours viewed successful its archetypal 28 days. Now that's the worldly of nightmares.
Netflix
All Things Pamela Anderson
Forget flowers and cocoa due to the fact that the Netflix documentary Pamela, a Love Story, and complementary memoir, With Love, Pamela, is the imagination pairing. For the archetypal clip successful her career, the Baywatch prima is telling her communicative connected her ain terms, proving she's her ain muse.
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John Tucker Must Die
Four scorned young women teaming up to instrumentality down the f--kboy who conscionable seems to get distant with each of his atrocious behavior? Yes please, whitethorn we person immoderate more?
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Twin Flames podcast
Phew, strap successful and support your hands and feet wrong the conveyance astatine each times erstwhile you statesman this travel astir 2 YouTubers who claimed they could assistance you onshore your psyche mate, travel hell, precocious h2o oregon a restraining order.
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