"I don't cognize wherever it is. I deliberation it mightiness beryllium successful Kentucky. I anticipation it's successful Kentucky. If not, it's gone. I don't person it."

—On wherever her Oscar statue (for Best Actress successful a Drama) is, to AccionCine

"I was amazed astatine however small camel toed occupation determination was. I was expecting a batch more."

—On the wetsuit she wears successful The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, to E!

"You tin lone s--t your pants truthful galore times a time earlier you spell to the exigency room."

—Discussing her caller "fulcer" scare (that'd beryllium "fake" + "ulcer") connected the Late Show With David Letterman

"I was successful specified a atrocious information and I look down maine portion I'm puking and Miley Cyrus is there, like, 'Get it together.'"

—On getting sick astatine post-Oscar party, to Seth Meyers connected Late Night

"That was the astir amusive portion of Catching Fire. [Josh Hutcherson and I] could tally into the water and pee together."

—Revealing the champion portion of filming The Hunger Games sequel, during a Facebook Q&A

"You've ne'er complained astir slobber successful immoderate different kissing scene! I americium not a bedewed kisser. That is gross. I would ne'er beryllium a swamp kisser. Ever. Ever!"

—On an emotion kissing country betwixt Katniss and Peeta successful the Hunger Games sequel, during the Catching Fire press junket

"I'm not similar originative capable to bash existent pranks, I deliberation I'm conscionable mean to everyone and everyone's similar 'She's specified a pranker.' And I'm like, nary I'm serious."

—On being labeled the on-set prankster by her Hunger Games costars, to Good Morning America

"Justin Timberlake. Early 90s Justin Timberlake. I retrieve buying the ‘N Sync CD. Remember however CDs had the pullout representation things? I got truthful overwhelmed with hormones I astir threw up!"

—Revealing her puerility crush, to Yahoo!

"He's fluent successful French, precise impressive. And he's hilarious. It's excessively atrocious he's truthful ugly."

—On her predominant costar (Silver Linings Playbook, Serena, American Hustle) to PopSugar

"Do I look similar a caller girlfriend?"

—The starstruck Oscar victor joked aft the histrion told her she looked similar an aged girlfriend, connected GMA

"Your ass is mine, Stone!"

—Said with her look into E!'s mani cam connected the Oscars carpet, fulfilling a committedness she made to her chap actress

"There it starts to autumn off! And past I'm keeping it together, keeping it together, past my pants autumn disconnected again!"

—Discussing the pseudo-outfit malfunction she acquisition astatine the SAG Awards, connected Piers Morgan

"You guys are conscionable lasting up due to the fact that you consciousness atrocious that I fell and that's truly embarrassing, but convey you."

—Accepting her Best Actress Oscar after tripping connected the mode to the podium

"It's terrifying...They accidental my sanction and it's arsenic if I'm going to get my caput chopped disconnected oregon something. I conscionable hatred speaking publically. Anyway, this is simply a tremendous honor!"

—Explaining what goes done her caput erstwhile she has to springiness an acceptance speech, astatine the Independent Spirit Awards

"Do bears s--t successful the woods?!"

—Confirming she likes Dance Moms to Kristen Chenoweth, portion accidentally swearing connected unrecorded TV

"He was astatine a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was similar pursuing him into rooms and staring astatine his ass...He asked maine if I was connected mushrooms and I said, 'No. I'm dormant sober. This is just me.'"

—Revealing her run-in with her Full House crush, connected Conan

"This isn't similar an auction, right? You guys aren't going to instrumentality it away?"

—Upon entering the backstage area astatine the Oscars and earlier admitting that she did a shot

"Peetniss? Penis?"

—While brainstorming a couple's nickname for Katniss and Peeta, connected Moviefone's Unscripted

 "Oh, what does it say? 'I Beat Meryl!'"

—Quoting The First Wives Club during her Golden Globe acceptance speech

"I privation this was like Mean Girls and I could conscionable interruption this up and propulsion it astatine each of you!"

—Quoting Mean Girls during her People's Choice acceptance speech

"I conscionable went to the doc today, I got a thorax X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven."

—Discussing a recent revelation astir her body, connected Jimmy Kimmel Live!

"If I don't person thing to bash each day, I mightiness not adjacent enactment my pants on."

—On what she does during her escaped time, to Glamour

"Backstage, I conscionable peed similar each 3 seconds. I deliberation your unit thinks I person diarrhea."

—On being tense earlier speech show, to Chelsea Lately