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Gisele Bündchen Denies Cheating connected Ex-Husband Tom Brady
Tom Brady tin beryllium a bully sport, adjacent erstwhile he's being humiliated connected TV.
The erstwhile NFL subordinate recovered himself successful the, uh, reddish portion during Netflix's The Greatest Roast of All Time connected May 5. And, unsurprisingly, his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen was astatine the halfway of respective jaw-dropping jokes.
"Gisele gave you an ultimatum," Kevin Hart began. "She said you person to discontinue oregon you're done." However, helium continued, referencing Tom's grounds successful his past NFL season, "when you person a accidental to spell 8-9, and each it volition outgo you is your woman and your kids, you've got to bash what the f--k you've got to do."
Referring to Tom's narration with Patriots manager Bill Belichick, which remained adjacent close aft helium near the squad and won a title with Tampa Bay, Kevin added, "Tom, you f--ked your coach. But fto maine archer you something, people—that's what you've got to bash to support your happiness."
"You cognize who other f--ked their coach? Gisele," helium continued. "She f--ked that karate man."
The exemplary and Tom—who stock kids Benjamin, 14, and Vivian, 11—finalized their divorcement successful October 2022. She past began dating jiu-jitsu teacher Joaquim Valente, denying determination was nary inappropriate behaviour during her 13-year matrimony to Tom.
"How did you not spot this coming?" the comedian asked. "Eight karate classes a day, and she's inactive a achromatic belt. F--k Tom. The lone bruises she had were connected her ass."
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Meanwhile, erstwhile Patriots backmost Drew Bledsoe—who Tom replaced arsenic the starter connected the squad successful 2001—was besides successful attendance. "You person much rings than I do," helium noted. "But I've experienced a mates of things that you volition ne'er experience: The feeling of being the wide fig 1 draught prime successful the NFL and a 28th wedding anniversary."
Nikki Glaser besides took shots astatine Tom's caller split, adding, "You person 7 rings. Well, 8 present that Gisele gave hers back."
"The lone happening dumber than you saying yes to this roast is erstwhile you said, 'Hey babe, you should effort jiu-jitsu," she continued. "How overmuch indispensable it suck knowing that your ex-wife's caller fellow tin bushed your ass portion eating hers? That's got to beryllium terrible."
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Although stars similar Andrew Schulz, Jeff Ross and erstwhile Patriots teammate Julian Edelman besides made jokes astir his narration with Gisele, Tom took each the hits successful stride.
In fact, astatine the extremity of his roast, Tom scored the last points, saying, "There person been a batch of jokes tonight, but I miss the emotion of my life—football."
Now work connected to relive much of Tom's narration with his 2nd erstwhile love.
Super Bowl 2021 Family Photo
Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady, their kids Vivian Brady and Benjamin Brady and Tom's son John Edward Thomas Moynahan airs unneurotic for a Super Bowl 2021 household photo.
Happy Valentine's Day 2020
The 2 airs connected Valentine's Day.
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Selfie Time
The 2 airs for a selfie successful 2019.
Happy Wife, Happy Life
The 40-year-old posted a fab photograph of the mates successful June gushing, "Yes I do! Feliz dia dos namorados! Te amo muito!"
Beach Bums
"Happy Birthday! What a large twelvemonth it has been! We emotion you truthful much! Let maine number the ways...." wrote the shot fable successful a blistery station for his wife's 38th birthday.
Brady Bunch
Happy Mother's Day! The shot subordinate posted a household photograph with his woman and kids to Instagram with the Portuguese caption, "Te amo muito! Feliz Dia da Mães!"
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Met Magic
Keeping with the "Heavenly Bodies" taxable of the 2018 Met Gala, the awe-inspiring brace looked perfectly angelic successful each other's arms.
Through Thick and Thin
After the Patriots' stunning nonaccomplishment to the Eagles successful the 2018 Super Bowl, the shot stud's woman posted a heartfelt connection to Instagram. "Congratulations Eagles for winning the Super bowl, what a crippled that was! Congratulations Patriots for giving your champion and to my love, we are incredibly arrogant of you due to the fact that we are capable to spot each time each the commitment, sacrifice and hard enactment that you person devoted to go the champion successful what you do. We emotion you!"
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Football Babes
The Brazilian exemplary showed her enactment for her shot prima earlier the large 2018 Super Bowl LII crippled successful Minnesota.
Team Brady
In solemnisation of her hubby's large triumph astatine the AFC Championship game, the histrion planted a buss connected his feature and gushed on Insta, "What a game!!! Congratulations my love! So blessed for you and your teammates! #gopats."
Snow Angels
"Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from our household to yours! A greeting snowstorm and Santa's sojourn marque for an other peculiar day! Love, Peace, Joy, and Happiness to you all!" greeted the prima jock successful a saccharine Christmas post.
Breakfast Buddies
On Halloween, the lovebirds looked like the cleanable pair in their toast and avocado costumes.
Sacked!
"There is thing amended than being with you," Gisele writes successful grant of Father's Day 2017. Tom gets caught successful a heap up with his 3 children Vivian, Benjamin and John.
Put a Ring On It
With different Super Bowl rubric comes different Super Bowl ring. Gisele shares this photograph connected her Instagram of the cute mates connected their mode to the ringing ceremonial successful June 2017.
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Another Day Another Slay
The mates takes the Met Gala reddish carpet by tempest successful matching metallics erstwhile much successful May 2017.
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They Are The Champions
The blessed mates stock a buss between the madness arsenic Tom wins his 5th Super Bowl rubric successful February 2017.
8 Years Strong
"Love being your spouse successful the creation of life," Gisele writes successful solemnisation of the couple's 8th wedding day successful February 2017.
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National Treasures
The brace stops by the American Museum of Natural History successful grant of National Geographic's 'Years Of Living Dangerously' newest play successful September 2016.
Birthday Boy
Gisele posts a saccharine connection for her husband's day connected Instagram, portion the 2 are apart. "We miss you and privation we could beryllium with you today," she captions the photograph successful August 2016.
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Spring Fling
The doting hubby supports his beauteous woman astatine her Spring Fling publication motorboat successful NYC connected April 30, 2016.
BACKGRID
Sun Kissed
The brace stock a buss successful the soil portion vacationing connected a Costa Rican formation successful March 2016.
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Cuddle Up
The lovebirds leaned connected each different to enactment lukewarm during their lad Benjamin's hockey crippled successful aboriginal 2016.
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Look of Love
The mates enjoys a romanticist day nighttime astatine the movies.
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Eye of the Storm
The beleaguered duo measurement retired successful New York successful August 2015, their archetypal sighting unneurotic since Tom appealed his Deflategate suspension.
Life Is Beautiful
The mates bask the fruits of their labors successful paradise with the kids and Gisele shares the memory connected Tom's 38th birthday.
Fit for Prints
The mates instrumentality a dip connected a household vacay successful Costa Rica successful March 2014.
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Nice Job, Honey
Gisele congratulates her antheral connected the Patriots' triumph successful Super Bowl XLIX, his 4th championship.
Happy Halloween
The Cowardly Lion yet manned up and planted 1 connected Dorothy.
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Homeward Bound
The mates bask a jaunt backmost to Gisele's autochthonal Brazil for the 2014 World Cup Final lucifer betwixt Germany and Argentina.
All successful the Family
Tom and Gisele bask a May 2015 time successful the parkland with the kids and Bridget Moynahan, ma of Tom's eldest son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan.
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